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How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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Posted 13 hours ago

merrylinhouse:

"The child with a forest atop her head"

Alex CF 2014

This tiny unique skeleton was found in an auspicious tomb on the Peninsula of Osbora in 1891. Contained within a clay coffin, and surrounded by various trinkets and bones, It is believed that she had been deified and worshipped. On the coffin was carved the words “Yab Noes Laka Natok” which translates as “child with a forest upon her head”. This area of Osbora was settled by the Charnos people in 450 BCE.

For sale; for more information 

www.merrylinmuseum.com

Posted 14 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

Posted 1 day ago

sleeplessinstinct:

I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie
I gotta stay high, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh, igh
Till I die, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie, ie

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They don’t make you like they used to
You’re never going out of style

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satanswolfpack:

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stevieknickers:

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im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

accidently:

satanswolfpack:

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

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asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

That is a swan

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flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.